Sexfight University

“One of the highest graduation rates in the nation, a world renowned campus, and a series of club activities primarily focused around the budding sport of sexfighting-“ Your eyes turn to the screen you’d been idling away from on your phone, those same eyes widening as you see a series of images flash across the screen; a young cheerleading girl getting fucked in doggystyle in front of her whole squad by a hulking football player, soon followed by that same football player tapping the mat frantically as he came buckets between a nerdy looking Redheaded girl’s massive breasts while she sat on his face.

“, a sport where you do your best to make your opponent cum before you do, offered as a course, major, and competed in by all clubs. Call now for admissions.” Suffice it to say, you were in. During your call you learn a couple key facts: Sexfights are most often tied to club activities. For example, getting first chair in band requires expert musicianship, and a strong sexfight record. Starting positions on many of the sports teams requires a stamina test, though probably a different variety than you’d expect. Additionally, each club nominates a fair chunk of their sexfighters to compete in a tournament involving all of the clubs, with winners receiving not only bragging rights (a strong incentive), but increased funding and perks for the following year, as well as complete domination of one of the clubs that loses first round. Such competition was made stiffer by the final exam, in which all students were required to pass a series of sexfight tests for graduation!

Undaunted by these requirements, you enrolled and managed to snag a spot in the school, with your first day arriving sooner than expected. You confidently enter the double doors to the main atrium, finding a miniature city of movement and hustling about. However, as you find yourself walking into the university, catching a few scattered sexfights around the university as students either battle for fun, school, or to settle disputes, you begin to contemplate how these four years will go; where will you fit in, and how will you make your own path in this odd new world?