Levinov's La-La Land

Darn, how in the world do I write a first chapter for an anthology? Like this chapter basically don't really matter. Well... it doesn't matter until I make it matter, I guess. Um... so... come here often? Sorry, sorry, stupid question! Okay, let me stop trolling.

Do you like ignored sex? Well if you do, then there 's going to be a lot of that in my stories. Do you like casual sex, people just nonchalantly getting it on? Plenty of that, too! You like freeuse? Well— hold on... hold on, now that I think about it, freeuse is just like ignored and casual combined. Am I being redundant when I mention these three in the same space? Hm~... actually, freeuse is more like on a grand scale to me, whereas ignored/casual is moreso on a smaller scale. Don't correct me on that, it's just semantics (and me letting the inner machinations of my mind pour into this medium). But yeah, expect to find the aforementioned stuff in here, along with mind control, illogical/depraved behavior, lewd acts on television (sounds weird to specify, but it's enough of a fetish for me to warrant me acknowledging it here), ENF, and lots of other things that I can't really be all too specific about. But never ****! I ain't messin' around when I say that I will never write ****, so really do not expect that here. This has seriously got to be one of the most gonzo first chapters on CHYOA. I mean can you TELL that I'm trying to reach the minimum word count (which I've already passed, but I'm writing this five months after the initial draft)? I'm getting there. Uh oh. Watch out. And I'm here now (this worked way better in the initial draft, I am not lying to y'all).

P.S. To all the people that know me from my other story, do not take me publishing this story as a sign of me giving up on that one, please. I am simply trying to be more active, and do less action-faking, i.e., thoroughly writing out full-blown chapters that I have no intention on publishing anytime soon.