Time travel

When he was a teenager, Jack would often get into trouble for writing sex scenes with historical figures in his essays. Little did his teacher know that this perverted student was actually writing the truth : Jane Austen did love anal, Elizabeth the first loved doing roleplays in which he pretended to be a viking who was going to **** her after burning down her village, and queen Boudica had a booty that would have made Nicki Minaj jealous. He knew it, because he had fucked those 3 ladies' brains out repeatedly.

Now, he was going to try someone else.